Survey?

THE SELF
[01] Real name: MZbA
[02] Nickname: Zach
[03] Status: Single
[04] Zodiac Sign: Libra
[05] Gender: Male
[06] Age: 21
[07] High School: Bukit Bintang Boys’ School, Petaling Jaya
[08] College: Multimedia University, Malacca Campus
[09] Height: 178cm
[10] Weight: I lost a lot of kgs since I started working, from 75kg to 68kg now. It is that bad!
[11] Do you like yourself: Very much.
[12] Piercings: Used to have la. Yes, it’s true.
[13] Right or left: What?
[14] Are you a freak: Depends?
[15] Hair: Short
[16] Skin: Bronz’ish
[17] Allergic: Dramas, though I create some at times ;)
[18] What are you doing now: Filling out this questionnaire?
[19] What will you be doing 1 hour later: Crawling into bed.
[20] What will you be doing 10 years later: Still working, prolly married

THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents/family: I still live with my family. Moving out end of this month. Yeay!
[22] Siblings (including you): Banyak
[23] Eldest: My sister
[24] Youngest: Me :p
[25] Love/hate your family: I don’t hate them

THE LOVE
[26] You found your another half: Not just yet.
[27] If yes, who is he/she: -
[28] Who you want he/she to be: my soul, my other half
[29] Time(s) you in relationship: 3(?)
[30] Ever woo boy/girl: Yes
[31] Anyone woo you before: Yes
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: Yes, something that I truly regret.
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: I wish I could find the words to explain
[34] Ever argue with your other half: Of koz ade
[35] You with your other half since: please refer to [26]
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo: allegedly lesbo :p
[37] Reasons you love your other half: please refer to [26]
[38] You and your other half in which stage: please refer to [26]
[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: please refer to [26]

THE FRIEND
[41] Your first best friend: Azhar Abd Rahim
[42] Your first enemy: I don’t have any
[43] The friends you love the most: too many to name here
[44] The enemy you hate the most(1only): -.
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: A lot laaa!
[46] Your most handsome boy friend: None. Haha
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most: Pisau cukur
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: Perasan macho
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: Never
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: Nope..
[51] If your friend backstabbing you: Well, I just wouldn’t call him/her a friend, would I?
[52] If your friend betray you: Hmm…
[53] If your friend woo your lover: Angin satu badan
[54] If your friends fall in love with you: They are most welcome.
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: Nah….that would not happen, ever!

THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student: Playful I was
[57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: Yeah, I thought so…
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: Tee Connie, Dr. Nana
[59] Always late to school/college: Nah, I always came on time.
[60] Your class: I hated tutorials
[61] You love your seniors: There is no such term in MMU.
[62] Senior who you love the most: -
[63] Your classmates good/bad: Angelic angels
[64] Excellent result classmate: Mostly Indons…
[65] Laziest classmate: Yes, they exist.

THE PEOPLE
[66] Smart people: -
[67] Stupid people: -
[68] Good looking people: around me, everyday. Haha
[69] Ugly people: too subjective
[70] Funny people: Little Britain (?)
[71] Cute people: small kids n babyface .
[72] Bad people: around you!
[73] Honest people: they are in a rare species
[74] Acting people: what to say...
[75] You are what kind of people: stubborn, serious

THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: Lips
[77] Hugs or kisses: Hugs, if there is no other option. But I like both
[78] Shorter or taller: Taller.
[79] Hesitant or spontaneous: Spontaneous
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: Nice sexy legs a la Gisele Bundchen
[81] Listener or talker: Listener
[82] Romantic or rich: Kalau orang Melayu cakap, I prefer yang manja la ;)
[83] Good husband or Good Father: Who?

THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry: Well, I cant predict that.
[85] Numbers of kid(s): Now this is hard!
[86] Career: Aviation/Tourism Industry
[87] Salary: As much as I can
[88] Retirement age: As soon as I can
[89] Properties value: This one mmg tak boleh deny, no one can leave that in this materialistic world
[90] Wishes: Be merry, be happy, no hutang.

THE VICTIMS
[91] All zachba readers
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Eid SMS's

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Short talk

Chris, the guy who was in the same group as me at the Malaysia Airlines final stage FA interview, called me thrice the other day. His application was unsuccessful. So do Zizan, the one I said who looked like the Malay actor, Zizan Nin. Now the question is will I be chosen? I still have not get the confirmation from the company! I must say that I am not so optimist of getting the job. The reasons are ‘noticeable’—the minor scar on my face (again) which was not visible enough but my silliness brought me to a confession to the interviewers during the grooming test (scar is a no-no in this job), and my board-meeting- facial expressions on the final stage interview. Read all here (LINK). On the other had, I also like to think that I do have the qualities that put me first in the lineup. First, being a debater ever since I was in primary school, I simply know how to speak and do the sweet talk. And during the 2-days interview I was told 5 times that people like my accent! Maybe a bit here-and-there on my grammar but hey, I was surprised and overwhelmed with the response actually. Other reason is, being a lucky guy, I was selected to join 2 major competitions in town (CLEO 50 Most Eligible Bachelor 2008 and Men’s Health Refine & Define), so I know how to distinguish myself and show the persona. And I do believe I had made myself likeable to their eyes. So, all in all, no one can really tells, if I get the job. Some girls that I know were already called up for their medical check-up. The folks always say: rezeki, ajal maut & jodoh kat tangan Tuhan, so, aku terima apa jawapan yang datang…
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Dear Diary,

Weekend is here again. It should be an off day for me today (Friday), but I was called for a presentation this morning. I will carry forward the off-day to next Monday. I am glad that the presentation went well. The supreme loved the project we are doing now. Many thanks to Datuk & Datin for helping our group.

Malas nak taip panjang, I just want to remind those who read this, please do not send this kind of SMS's to me this festive season. So tak larat. Where is the personal's touch when you just copy and forward the pantun's to everyone in your phoneboook?

Laungan takbir bergema di pagi hari,
Memecah sunyi keriangan diseri,
SMS pengganti kad raya dan diri,
Bukan lupakan tradisi, tapi ikut teknologi di hujung jari.

Before the day ends,
Before the battery dies,
Before the operators get busy,
Before the the SMS get jam,
Wish you Selamat Hari Raya.

Rumah dihias bagai istana,
Buat persiapan di hari raya,
Jariku susun maaf ku pinta,
SMS ku hantar pengganti kad raya.

Mata kadang-kadang salah melihat,
Mulut kadang-kadang salah terucap,
Hati kadang-kadang salah menduga,
Mohon maafkan segala silap yang asti ada.

Pelita indah lagi berseri,
Menjadi hiasan di Aidilfitri,
SMS dikirim pengganti diri,
Tanda ingatan tak layu di hati.

Anak ayam pasang pelita,
Kucing ketawa bagai nak gila,
Ayam dan kucing tu takde kene mengena,
Saja nak ucap Selamat Hari Raya.

Paling tak larat.....this pantun SMS below:

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Anak Pak Dollah makan lepat,
Makan lepat sambil melompat,
Nak hantar kad raye takut tak sempat,
Pakai SMS pon OK what??

It is abso-fckn-lutely not OK! Yes, SMS could be an easy way to wish everyone this coming Raya but HELLO.....you are killing the tradition! You may call me an old-fashioned fella but nah...I do not have time to read such SMS's. I might give a glance, but I do not bother to keep it.

I still prefer this method, anyway ;)

Kad Raya, people!

u know u love me, xoxo

Survey 14

Honestly Section
1. Honestly,what is the color of your shirt?

:: just my skin, i am topless now

2. Honestly, whats on your mind?

:: to go for shopping, but i am penniless now

3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?

:: answering this survey

4. Honestly, have you done something bad today?

:: other than cursing people, no.

5. Honestly, do you watch cartoons?

:: yes

6. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
:: K H, my colleague

7. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
:: yes, jeles kat Fendi punye marriage...haha

8. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?
:: sarcastic humans

9. Honestly, do you bite your nails?
:: ALWAYS lah

10.Honestly, you wish you lived in...
:: Brazil?

11. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?
:: yes, i hope to see MM

12. Honestly, do you have a friend that you really don’t like?
:: i will not use 'dont like'

13. Honestly, do you like/love someone?
:: not at the moment

Anger Section
1. What do you do when you get mad?
:: do 'that' face expression

2. What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad?
:: i spat on someone's face, bitch heh?

3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?
:: ntah

Crying Section
1. Honestly, when's the last time you cried?
:: last Saturday, after my interview?

2. Ever cried yourself to sleep?
:: i dont think so

3. Do certain songs make you cry?
:: yes

4. Who usually makes you cry?
:: ex-lover....haha

5. What do you do when you're sad?
:: i go eat ice-cream, I do enjoy watching porn when I'm sad too (confession sgt)

Happy Section
1. Is there someone right now, that could do something to make you happy?
:: yes, money certainly can give me happiness

2. Who can make you happy?
:: Madonna?

3. Does being with your friends make you happy?
:: yes

4. So are you happy?
:: uber happy

Survey 13

1.SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR LOVELIFE
- loveless

2.FAVE SONG FOR NOW
- Ghostface Killah ft. Amy Winehouse - You Know I’m No Good, KRU - Negatif, Bitter:Sweet - Dirty Laundry

3.FAVE TV SHOW FOR NOW
- Little Britain & Gossip Girls

4.LAST MOVIE YOU SAW?
- St. Trinians

5.MOST EXPENSIVE THING YOU BOUGHT WITH YOUR MONEY?

- obviously not a car nor a house because I dont have that yet, so, in that case, I must say my travel trips in the region. the experience = PRICELESS.

7.WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU LAST NIGHT

- i went to bed early.

8.HAVE YOU EVER FALL IN LOVE WITH A FRIEND?

- yes

9.WHAT SONG IS CURRENTLY PLAYING?

- Madonna - 4 minutes

11.DO YOU HAVE A BESTFRIEND?

- soklan ape ni? Of koz la ade.

12.CRUSH

- crush is crushed

13.WHICH DO YOU PREFER JOLLIBEE OR MCD?

- McD

14.FAVE SPORT?

- water sports e.g snorkeling and diving? i like body sculpting too, how i wish i ade FitnessFirst gym membership again :(

15.EVER BROKEN SOMEONE'S HEART?

- i broke many ppl's heart...coz they broke mine too...fair and square!

16.EVER HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN?

- yes

17.WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE PERSON WHO BROKE YOUR HEART?

- ignore the person

18.ANY PROBLEM?

- no problem as of now

19.WHAT YOU DID AT 12 LAST NIGHT?

- i was in bed

20.WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU WENT OUT WITH? WHERE?

- Fendi, to Lanai Kijang

21.THE COLOR OF THE T-SHIRT YOU'RE WEARING NOW?

- just in my skin, i am topless and i only wear my sarong now

22.THE LAST THING YOU DID?

- i texted my friend, D, regarding the plan this weekend

23.3 OF YOUR EVERYDAY FAVORITE ITEMS?

- mints, facial tissue and cash

24.THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM?

- all color also got

25.HOW MUCH MONEY IN YOUR WALLET NOW?

- less than a RM10

26.HOW'S LIFE?

- beautiful

27.HIPHOP or EMO?

- joget asli

28.WHAT WILL YOU DO NEXT WEEKEND?

- prolly go to Merdeka Square for the Natinal Day celebration

29.WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR EX?

- man, its been eternity!

30.WHERE IS SHE/HE NOW?

- in the continent, still

31.WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO YOUR BESTFRIEND?

- just now

Survey 12

[1.] Have you ever fallen in the toilet when you were little?

-nah, i cant recall that

[2.] Do you know anybody who is having a baby?

- nope

[3.] Who are you IMing right at this moment?

- no one

[4.] Where was your default picture taken?

- at Yuyu's reception held at the World Trade Centre last year

[5.] Is your bedroom clean?

- 'very' clean

[6.] How about your car?

- i dont have one, yet!

[7.] Have you ever had a brush with the law?

- yes, once.

[8.] You just got hired to create new sundaes.. what do you make?

- mochadamia (mocha and macadamia flavor. u dont steal my idea ok!)

[10.] What are you listening to right now?

- Madonna - 4 Minutes, old song, i know

[11.] Who was your best friend in 5th grade?

- no one in particular..i made friends with everybody

[12.] Do you get seasick?

- nope

[13.] How about carsick?

- what? no

[14.] What is your favorite breakfast item?

- a cup of coffee (not the instant one), one apple, one carrot, a bowl of oat, 3 white eggs and plain water

[15.] Do you sleep with any stuffed animals?

- no, i do the stuffed ;)

[16.] Does anybody hate you?

- like i care...

[17.] What is your favorite beverage of choice?

- low fat double shot iced latte, iced water

[18.] Are you overweight?

- my BMI is the most ideal that someone could ever ask for

[19.] What was the first Beanie Baby you ever got?

- never got one..

[20.] Do you remember the first CD's you ever got?

- Backstreet Boys - Live in Concert at Madison Square Garden

[21.] What is your favorite number?

- i dont have a fav no.

[22.] Who is your favorite Oldies band?

- Wham (bole consider oldies ke?)

[23.] Are you a good student?

- I was a 'rebelicious' student. haha

[24.] Do you subscribe to any magazines?

- yes, Men's Health magazine

[25.] Can you keep a spoon on your nose?

- wtf?

[26.] What is your favorite farm animal?

- i like cocks. haha

[27.] Do you lie to your parents in order to get your way?

- somehow, sometime, somewhat I had to laa...dulu only

[28.] Do you like to play Monopoly?

- not so

[20.] What is your favorite type of chocolate?

- chocklit with nuts, i LOVE nuts...haha

[30.] Have you ever been to the club? Which one(s)?

- i am a kaki la, its too many to list all

[31.] What is your favorite restaurant

- there's a restaurant located on top of Victoria Peak in HK that i fancy very much. I like the ambiance, the crowd, the outside view overlooking HK Harbour, the background music and the food of koz (what, half a dozen of chicken satay will set you back HKD400, or approx RM200). other than that, local mamak's will do too

[32.] Do you prefer fried or roasted chicken?

- any oso can (say it like u speak to Phua Chu Kang)

[33.] Do you like your coffee hot or iced?

- iced

[34.] Do you remember which band Flavor Flav came from?

- i dont think i have heard that band before

[35.] What does your name mean?

- ooopss..

[36.] What internet provider do you use?

- ntah, Im in the office after all

[37.] Broccoli, potatoes, or corn on the cob.. which one do you choose?

- boiled broccoli, jacket potatoes, and raw corn. i like all

[38.] What is your desktop background?

- me and a bunch of girlpals at a wedding reception

[39.] Do you have a significant other?

- no, i am still waiting

[40.] What is the wallpaper on your phone?

- no wallpaper

[41.] Have you ever stayed overnight in the hospital?

- yes, I was admitted into the ward twice. the first when i was 13 for the appendix operation and the last when i was 21 for the dengue fever. I am thankful that I am still alive!

[42.] What size bra do you wear?

- i dont do bra

[43.] Do you drive an automatic or a standard?

- i can do both

[44.] Do you have a ceiling fan in your room?

- yes

[45.] What color is the floor in your bedroom?

- brown?

[46.] What kind of car does your mom drive?

- my mom cannot drive laa

[47.] What is the best kind of donut?

- any will do, no preference

[48.] Who was your favorite Sesame Street character?

- i dont watch SS laaa

[49.] What about Muppet?

- no muppet pls

[50.] How was this survey?

- brilliant!

Mein Resemblance..

One of my colleagues has always thought I looked like the HK actor, Simon Yam.

u think?

Survey 11

1. Where were you at 5:00 AM this morning?
== in my bed still

2.What was the first thing you thought this morning?
== I’m gonna ace my SIA interview this a.m

3. Is the person you like older or younger than you?
== older

4. What did you do last night?
== I was busy preparing for my interview this a.m—to study the company’s revenue, name of CEO, latest route introduced, fleet size, total awards received, total numbers of employees etc

5. What do you hope to do this weekend?
== nah, I screwed my SIA interview. The feeling is awful

6. What song are you listening to?
== ABBA – Dancing Queen. Gay feeling is pumpin’ in me

7. How's your heart lately?
== still beating fast. Still mad, bad and sad, where is Ed?

8. What were you doing at 7 a.m.
== still in bed, I woke up at 7.30am today

9. What were you doing this afternoon at 12 p.m.
== I was in the quarantine room, watching promo video of SIA cabin crew.

10. Are there any previous relationships you wish could have lasted longer?
== Yes

11. What was the reason you last cried?
== I fcked my interview

12. Have you ever driven without a license?
== nah, never

14. Have you ever cried while in the shower?
== I don’t think so

15. Have you ever, in anyway, been betrayed by someone you trusted?
== many times

16. When was the last time you were given roses?
== I don’t remember

17. Is there anything that you are craving for right now?
== cheesy wedges from KFC

18. Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
== yes, like this one girl at interview this a.m. I rather preferred her calling me Zach, easier, and simpler.

21. Where do you want to get married?
== time will show, where and when…

22. What day of the week did/will your birthday fall on this year?
== Sunday (Sept 28). I am thinking of asking someone out. Terbalik kan?

23. What’s the closest pink thing to you?
== my tapak kaki

24. Any plans for tonight?
== nah, I am just too tired now.

25. Do you know anybody named Carlo?
== Carlo takde, Carlos ade. My junior at Bukit Bintang.

26. Are you mad at anyone right now?
== yes, mad at myself

27. Why?
== I wasn’t selected to be a cabin crew

28 Whats your favorite sayings?
== OMG

29. Why did you stop liking the last person you liked?
== that ‘person’ stop contacting me, there is no reason to keep liking that ‘person’

30. Are you usually the heart breaker or the heart broken?
== heart broken

31. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
== a glass of cold Milo

32. Name a quote from the song you are listening to:
== “…….o oo ooo see that girl, watch that scene, digging the Dancing Queen….”

33. How did you and your number 1 become friends?
== what?

34. How late did you stay up last night and why?
== I slept at 12’ish or so. Was speaking to Wong on the phone, he was asking about my resume and CV.

35. What's the connection between you and the last person you texted?

== Miss L was the last person who texted me, she is my colleague at NAM.

37. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with an S?

== Syed tak penah, Siti x penah, Saripah tak penah, Stewart tak penah, so sape je? My mom je la kot.

38. How's your life lately?
== Sakit kaki. I was wearing my 2” heel office shoes the whole day today. In need of foot reflexology

39. What do you think about the current gas prices?
== I don’t have a car, but, all in all, its bad la..since everything pon increased!

40. Have you ever been so drunk that you blacked out?
== haha…ask MM

41. Do you think that you’re a good person?
== i am one nasty fella

42. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurts?
== yes, with that German.

43. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
== I will be happier if my love story end up dengan ‘that’ fella.

44. Do you believe in love at first sight?
== yes, I was in Grad-With-Style studio last Monday, and I instantly fell for someone kat situ

45. Do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
== who?

46. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
== my elder sister. She was asking for my resume.

47. Who was the last person to send you a frenster message?
== nah…I don’t remember that one

48. To send a friend request?
== same like above

49. What was on your mind mostly today?
== I screwed my interview. I felt so bad. Later, my best friend, D, messaged me asking me to accompany her to Carat Club, so we are going there next week. Prolly lunch at C. Club too afterwards ;)

u know u love me, xoxo

Survey 10

1. Are u wearing a necklace?
- not now, but yes, I do wear neck things at times

2. Does your computer have a mouse?
- i have a PC and a laptop, so yes, a mouse for the PC

3. Who is the main person you talk to in each of your classes?
- my besties

4. Do you like school?
- no, i hate school!

5. What color is your shirt?
- blue and white stripes

6. How many bedrooms do you have in your house?
- just 3, a small flat it is

7. Favourite actor and actress?
- hugh grant and lisa kudrow

8. Where did you go yesterday?
- came to the office, went to The Mall for lunch and went home straight after work

9. Are you alone?
- no, surrounded with colleagues

10. Do you have any older siblings?
- sure thing, im the last one.

11. What is the last thing you ate?
- my lunch today, chicken and rice

12. Who was the last person to come over to your house?
- nah, everyday my elder sister datang anta anak dia for my mom to jaga.

13. Who was the last person to call you?
- Miss N from T'ganu

14. Who was the last person who texted you?
- Dave

15. What time is it?
- 4.32pm

16. What should you be doing next 5 hours?
- back home, and do some revision. I have a job interview next Saturday

18. Where did you lunch yesterday?
- pinggiran Wilayah Mosque

19. What are you thinking about right now?
- going out tomoro, having a cuppa at my fav S'buck

20. What color are your pants?
- ash gray

21. What color is your keyboard?
- black

22. What do you feel like eating or drinking?
- durian.

23. Are you in college?
- no, in the office now

24. What is your favourite Disney character?
- Donald Duck

25. Are you bored?
- not for teh time being

26. How many teeth do you have?
- i dont count my teeth..i have other things to do

28. Do you wear glasses?
- yes, only when i go to the cinemas

29. What color are your shoes?
- black

31. Last thing you drank?
- iced water

34. Who do you love?
- myself. if you love yourself then you'll love others too. thats important

35. What are you doing right now?
- answering this question

37. what are you looking at now?
- my crappy office PC monitor

38. Your favourite sport ?
- if the Quidditch does exists, I'll make a good player of it

39. Do you have lip gloss on?
- not now

40. Do you have eyeliner on?
- nope

41. Did u realize there was no question number 36?
- do you really think i care?

42. Where do you want to go ?
- now, im thinking of Koh Samui for the Full Moon partay =p~

u know u love me, xoxo

Survey 9

1. Your mom calls you?
- Husmi

2. What is your favorite cake flavor?
- Baked cheese cake (I dislike Tiramisu as far as I remember)

3. What movie/s are you waiting for?
- Harry Potter & The Half Blood Prince, coming out this November

4. If you wanted to be in a band, what position do you want to be in?
- Drummer

5. Where is the place you want to be right now?
- On a nice tropical island, sipping pina colada, straw hats on top, surfing short, both feet in the sand….berangan je laaa

6. What song do you listen to feel Happy?
- Disco's, Jonker Walk tunes (those in/from Melaka will understand)

7. What movie/s makes you cry?
- Love Actually

8. What is your favorite drink?
- Plain water, Soy Milk, Low Fat Double Shot Ice Latte

9. Who is/are the cartoon characters that you like?
- Kampung Boy by Lat, and Bean the Animated Series

10. Chocolates or Flowers?
- Chocolate with flowers

11. In a week, how many times do you go online?
- Almost everyday duh~

12. Describe yourself in one word?
- Fabulous

13. What's the last thing you do before you go to sleep?
- berangan

14. Are you in-love?
- it's not worthwhile to give love

15. What's d most annoying question people ask you these day?
- Ko keje mane skg? (Malay for Where are you working now?)

16. Are you happy?
- That’s important

17. Why?
- It's Saturday today, and I'm enjoying every moment of it.

18. Is there something u wanna do?
- go sky diving. I love extreme sports

19. What are you listening to right now?
- Linkin Park - Faint (it's so Pure Bar!)

20. What was the last thing you ate?
- My breakfast, 3 kuih's (Malay for sweetmeats)

21. If you were a crayon, what color?
- purple

22. What did you eat for breakfast?
- an apple, nasik lemak (coconut milk rice) and 3 kuih's (Malay for sweetmeats), almost every day! That's why la I gumok now.

23. Favorite day/s of the week?
- Friday, so-Manhattan'ish

u know u love me, xoxo

Survey 8

Do you like seafood?
- tak suke, tak benci

What color is your toothbrush?
-Aquafresh Flex and Direct in blue and white color

Are there any guns in your house?
- incuding toy guns? Yes, there is one.

What curse word do you say most often?
- ee…b@&! laa

How many televisions are in your house?
- just 1 ;)

Do you have cats?
- used to have a cat called Juju, but mom didn’t liked her

Is there a window in the room your in?
- yes, of koz

Are you scared of dying?
- no one lives eternally

Do you know how to make websites?
- guess so

What are your plans this weekend?
- there’s a Festival that I like to attend this Saturday night at Merdeka Square, people come, follow me!

What will you be doing after this survey?
- grab my dinner, continue my half-finished work with Adobe Page Maker then off to la la land

Ever swam in a salt water pool?
- salt water pool? Never heard any

Are you hard to handle?
- I am complicated but ain’t hard to handle

Do fairy tales come true?
- I DO live in a fairy tale story.

Are you a good singer?
- I’m a good debater

Can you type fast?
- duh!~ what type of IT people if I cant type fast

Did you take a shower yet today?
- oui, bien sur

Name a song you know all the lyrics to?
- too many to list down

Does anyone in your family go hunting?
- I don’t think so

Favorite drink at Starbucks?
- low fat double shot iced latte

Has someone told you that you should model?
- I am one, but commercial je laa..

Have you had your birthday yet this year?
- coming soon, Sept 28, couple of days before Raya, mark that in your diary! :)

Have you ever thought about running away?
-pernah skali, that was when I was 6 or 7

What kind of camera do you use?
- I do love photography, so ade more than 1 camera. Lomography, anyone?

Do you use smiley faces on the computer too much?
- depends on who I am chatting to

Do you read the ingredients in shampoo or conditioner?
- good question! Tak pernah actually!

Last text message says what?
- from Miss B “byk sgt, basic dia **** tp contract la. Kalo perform bagus, dia renew” replying to my question of how much Mimos bagi per/month?

Ever watched a sunset before?
- yes, very nice

u know u love me, xoxo

Survey 7

1) What do you want for your birthday?
~ MacBook Pro
~ Nikon D300
~ a pinstripe single breasted suit
~ another suit in beige color (both in size 46, please)

2) Are you missing someone?
~ dulu ye, now not anymore.

3) When was the last time you went to the mall?
~ I’m in Suria KLCC now. As I mentioned earlier, I spend my Saturdays at my fav S’bucks which is located on Level 3 of the mall.

4) Are you wearing socks right now?
~ Yes, in dark blue color

5) How did you spend your summer?
~ Summer is whole year round in Malaysia. So….

6) Have you been to the cinema in the last
~ Nah, its been AGES since I last went to the cinema!

7) What was the last thing you had to drink?
~ Low fat double shot iced latte

8) What are you wearing right now?
~ a slim fit tee from F.O.S (yes, I love F.O.S), a skinny jeans from Energie, a push-up brief in red color, a pair of socks from Hush Puppies paired with black suede sneakers from Tod’s. And a watch on my wrist.

9) What was your last purchase?
~ a cuppa from S’bucks

10) What was the last food you ate?
~ a pear which tasted like soil.

11) Who would be the person you would call if you were up in the middle of the night and couldn't sleep?
~ no one.

12) Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
~ last week……hold on yek……macam tak de je

13) Do you have a pet?
~ used to

14) What made you laugh in the last 5 days?
~ there was one Dutch guy sharing the same coffee table with me just now (well, he came to me, not the other wayyyyyy…). We chatted a bit. His first time to Malaysia, btw. How surprising he asked me if I can find a job for him. He just quit his job and seeking a new view in Asia, obviously he was serious provided he even gave me his call card! And when I showed him my photos in Melaka, he was laughing hysterically. There it began..

15) If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
~ the same guy above said I can find more beauties in Cuba than in Brazil, so for now, I would say C.U.B.A. Viva Latina/o. haha…

16) What is the last thing you purchased online?
~ ape je yek….?

17) One thing you hate about yourself?
~ gosh, I have tummy now. And its growing, like a pregnant lady lah…disgusting, ne?

18) Do you miss anyone?
~ Bukan dah tanyer ke soalan nie?

19) What are your plans for the day?
~ nothing much planned

20) Last person you msg'd?
~ my colleague-Miss L

21) Ever went to a camp?
~ yes

22) Are you a good student in school?
~ not-so-good, I was.

23) What do you know about the (your) future?
~ I'm gonna do my best to be make my life great

24) Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
~ yes, Memoire d’Homme by Nina Ricci. Orang cakap bau dia sedap, but I pening kepale la pakai this one. Pakai pon for the sake nak abeskan cepat.

25) Where is/are your best friend/s right now?
~ scattered around the world—mostly in Asia.

u know u love me, xoxo

Survey 6

THREE NAMES THAT PEOPLE CALL YOU:
- Zach
- Husmi
- Encik Zul (only in the office, kelakar je dengar)

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
- watched some porno
- listened to Elton John’s love songs collection
- spoke to my brother on the phone

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
- Eat chocolate
- Get wired (blog, email, chat, porno, etc...)
- Buy more underwear (collection to date: 70 pairs of underwear)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AS OF NOW
- Ghostface Killah ft. Amy Winehouse – You Know I’m No Good
- Hazami – Kiblatku
- Mariah carey ft. Busta rhymes - I Know What You Want

THREE THINGS YOU LOVE IN A GUY/GIRL:
Guys:
- Tech head
- Fast do-er
- Sex minded :)

Girls:
- Keyword: JUICY GOSSIPS
- Good ears
- More laughter

THREE PERSONS YOU MISS:
- N (I do hope to see you again)
- MM in Singapore (movie at Plaza Singapura; red, chocs and DVD at home; coffee at Wheelock’s Place)
- W and Z

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
- Good books
- MacBook Pro
- Nikon D300

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
- Collecting postcards/stamps (I know it sounds lame)
- Travelling
- Daydreaming

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR NEXT VACATION:
- I might have said this mills times before, and I’m gonna say it again, Ipanema in BRAZIL, land of HOTNESSSS!!
- Mykonos, Greece
- Bali…though I’ve been here. You see, I’m a beach bum!

THREE FAVORITE CARTOON/ANIME CHARACTERS:
- Bean–the animated series
- Oggy and the Cockroaches
- Kampung Boy, by Datuk Lat

THREE MALLS YOU USUALLY GO TO:
- Suria KLCC (in fact, I am here now)
- Pavilion
- The Mall (with office mates)

THREE FAVORITE DRINKS:
- Plain water
- Soy bean milk
- Low Fat Double Shot Iced Latte from S’bucks

THREE THINGS FOUND IN YOUR BAG:
- Facial tissue
- Mints
- A pen

THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
- Light camel
- Navy blue
- Black

TOP THREE YOU REMEMBER WHEN U ARE ANSWERING THIS SURVEY:
- Miss B (regrettably she ain’t Blair Waldorf)
- Miss Z
- Miss W

TOP THREE WHO DO YOU THINK WILL ANSWER THIS SURVEY:
- Miss B, maybe?
- Miss N
- Toh Puan?

TOP THREE WHY YOU ARE BUSY AT THIS TIME
- Will have to attend a Seminar tomorrow
- Working for a Congress of 2k delegates
- Another Seminar on the following week

u know u love me, xoxo

Survey 5

How have you felt today?
Not so bad, enjoying the friday

Who win your heart?
I do fancy someone now, yes. Cannot kompang now.

Have you ever kissed anyone over 21?
Yes definitely. I am no pedophilia.

When was the last time you talked to your best friends?
Less than 5 mins ago

Do you have any plans for friday?
Today is Friday but no plans yet. It's very dull, I know. I’m wishing for a better Friday next week.

Do you like your name?
Guess so..

Do you like being in pictures?
Cam whore here.

What color is your hair?
Dark brown, as what was written in the passport

Is your bedroom window open?
Yes

What were you doing at 10:00am?
Its 9.30 now, but I keen to grab a cuppa at 10

Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Naddy gumok

Are you a morning person or a night person?
Night

When you're in a bad mood, what will always put you in a better mood?
Choc or ice cream will do

Do you wish someone would call you?
Yeah…

Did you have a good day yesterday?
Very hectic la….I had to run here and they and I was sweating like a pig !

Do you hate anyone?
Of koz la ade

Is there anyone you call baby?
No.

What are you wearing?
Charcoal colored suit with a red polo-T

What color is the thing you are sitting on right now?
Cream color

I'll bet you miss someone right now?
Yes…

Where do you think your best friend is right now?
All around the world..

Are you listening to music right now?
No, but there is one old Canadian lady busy bercakap next to me.

Who else is in the room with you?
An old man from Australia, and 3 other colleagues

Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
Here pon dah ok…

How long can you go without your mobile phone?
Long enough

What last made you sad?
I asked somebody out the other day, but that particular person refused. Maybe next time la kan?

Survey 4

1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say.
-uuuu…….I have clitoris, I didn’t know that!

2. When was the last time you flew in a plane?
-few months ago!

3. What did the last text message you sent say?
-“sampai ati ko kawen x ajak” to DIBA! DIBA KO DAH KAWEN!!!!!
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4. What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex?
-the hair

5. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
-more money coming in, so that I will be able to buy my own flat

6.shoe size?
-10

7. Been to California?
-not yet but soon, Im sure

8. When is the last time you had a massage?
-when I was in BKK. It was awesome. I fell asleep once the masseur touched my skin

9. What was the last TV show you watched?
-nah man…..I have to work 19-days non stop until next Friday! No time for TV.

10. What are your plans for the weekend?
-no plans so far, but I have this ritual where I will spend Saturdays at S’bucks on Level 3, KLCC and its beautifying day on Sundays (masks, scrubs etc)

11. If your significant other asked you to marry them TODAY what would you say?
-provide me cash, and we’ll get married.

12. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
-was already in the office, I was updating my blog on that specidic time

13. If you could marry any celebrity today who would it be?
-jessica alba?

14. Have you ever been to a strip club?
-yes, couple of times before

15. What is the best ice cream flavor?
-vanilla, yes, I’m a mild one. Not so spicy, not so sour, not so sweet….

16. What is the last sporting event you watched?
-muay thai kickboxing, that was 3 weeks ago, ne?

17. Who is the last person you sent a present?
-geez….tak ingat lah

18. Ever gone camping?
-as far as I’m concerned, I used to love going for camping. Now dah tue, susah laa

19. Where is your mom right now?
-at home, in KL

20. What color is your watch?
-silver

21. Last phone call?
-Az rang me just now

22.Are you allergic to ?
-dramas

23. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
-man, I ade 1 lace-up that cost me 2 inches kat heel dia. Saket kaki ok!! I think I lagi suke pakai flip-flops laaa

24. What is one thing you have learned about life recently?
-I am no boss to no one

25. Do you own a cellphone?
-yes, its 2k8 laa….not 1908!

26. Do any of your friends have children?
-yes

27. What do you do at work?
-other than my boring routines, I do update my blog too, on daily basis!
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28. Who was your last kiss?
-duh~ a real gentleman don’t kiss and tell
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29. What is your pet name?
-juju
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30. Ever cried for no reason?
-i am no nuts

31. Do you have any piercings?
-used to actually (remember, this is mein gestandnis)

32. Have you ever changed clothes while driving?
-nah

33.Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit?
-u mean vomitus? NO!

34. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonalds?
-a double cheese burger

36. What is the longest road trip you have ever taken?
-Kota Bharu, Kelantan – Melaka. I spent 13 fckin hours in the bus! Hello…that 13 hours spent could take me to Heathrow, OK??!

37. What was your last alcoholic beverage?
--

38. Are you in love with someone right now?
-the right one is yet to come
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39. What are you craving right now?
-nachos

Survey 3

1) What is the most important thing in your life?
- Money. No money no talk

2) What is the last thing that you bought with your own money?
- My breakfast that I grabbed on my way work

3) Where do you wish to get married?
- Malaysia will do (im a homeboi)

4) How old do you think you will be permanently owned by your love?
- mid 30's

5) Are you in love?
- I WAS in love with someone, but not now.

6) Where was the last restaurant you had dinner?
- it’s a rare for me to go out for dinner (kalau lunch, its another story), so I would say Chee Meng Chicken Rice Restaurant was the last restaurant I went for dinner, I was there on Friday last week, with N

7) Name the latest book that you bought?
- Men’s Folio July/August issue

8) What is your full name?
- MZBHA

9) Do you prefer your mother or father?
- Ma

10) Name a person that you really wish to meet in real life for the first time.
- Omarosa from The Apprectice-Season 1

11) Christina or Britney?
- Both equally sucky shitty biatches, so it’s a NO to both

12) Do you do your own laundry?
- yes

13) The most exciting place you want to go?
- Brazil, Brazil and Brazil......very (S)exciting :)

14) Hugs or kisses?
- depends on partner, kalo ade dental problem, tak lalu jugak nak kiss. Kalo ade love handles/skinny body like botol kicap….pon tak lalu jugak

15) 8 things I am passionate about:
- postcards
- good books
- collecting mp3s
- backpack travel
- nice sexy cute little underwear
- CAMERA!
- sky bungalow
- well-sculpted body

16) 8 books I’ve read recently:
- Men’s Folio June/July issue
- Men’s Health July issue
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
- Vernon God Little
- Rukun Negara booklet (that I personally designed untuk circulation dalam Kabinet…bangga nih!)
- Portuguese Documents in Malacca
- Reminiscences of Straits Settlements Through Postcards
- a boork written in Finnish that I pretended to read as if I can understand the language, in the train on my way back from work yesterday’s evening

17) 8 songs I could listen to over and over again:
- Robbie Williams - Feel
- Robbie Williams - Supreme
- Amy Winehouse - You Know I’m No Good
- Hazami - Kiblatku
- Juwita Suwito - Visit Malaysia Year 2007 theme song (klakar je minat this song)
- Sharifah Aini - Bunga Tanjung
- Jay Chou - Ye Qu
- Sean Paul ft. Eve - Give It To You

u know u love me, xoxo

Survey 2

My foundation:
Nah, I am a man man

My blush:
Same answer like above

My lipstick:
Lipstick x de, Vaseline ye.

My essential beauty product:
Face scrub, body lotion, hand lotion. Itu dikire tak?

My favorite make-up product:
NIL

My perfume:
Happy by Clinique, Escape by Calvin Klein, Cool Water by Davidoff, Fresh by Dunhill (gee, I have like a deskful of edt’s, but these are my favorites)

My nails:
I’m a nasty fella, if u get what I mean.

Three products to bring on a deserted island:
Straw hat, Speedo and tanning oil.

My feet:
Bare foot now

My hands:
Feel very dry

Women I admire for their beauty:
Timeless beauty: My mak, Sarimah Ahmad (Evian mineral water everyday weiii…!), Audrey Hepburn
Unique look: Catherine Zeta Jones, Chelsia Ng

Women with the best sense of style:
Tiara Jacquelina and Blair Waldorf from Gossip Girls. Congrats to the wardrobe manager. (Don’t u dare nak sebut Camelia. She’s plain boring, ok?!)

My favorite fashion publication:
Mens Folio, Vogue Homme.

u know u love me, xoxo

Survey 1

1. At what age do you wish to marry?
Define marry. Personally, it’s too subjective.

2. If you can turn into anyone, who do you wish you can turn into?
Matthew McCaugnahey. He’s one eye candy that every man should be jealous about. But that’s just for one day. It’s fabulous enough to be myself.

3. Where is the place that you want to go the most?
-Mykonos in Greece,
-Taj Mahal in Agra,
-Mandalay in Myanmar (I should’ve done a de tour to the city when I visited Indochina before)
-Rio in Brazil.
-Did I tell you that I am also interested to visit Kremlin in Russia? La la RASPUTIN!

4. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
A very fat bank account.

5. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
Believe it or not, I’ve seen that twice! Once from home in Cheras and the other one was in Scotts Road in Singapore.

6. What are you afraid to lose the most now?
My beloved mak yang dah tua. She’s 68 this year.

7. What are the positive elements you see in the person who tagged you?
Very trendy.

8. Why do you blog?
I’m addicted to it.

9. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you and describe him/her in a short and precise story.
I dont personally know her, but I bet she's friendly... and like I said, very trendy...

10. Describe the person who tagged you in a short and precise story (e.g. how you knew him/her, what kind of person is he'she, how long have you known her, what would you like to tell her, etc).
Nah….

11. What are the requirements that you wish from you other half?
Geez….it’s too banyak la. And that’s the reason why I end up being solo still (I welcome your applications)

12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
People yang berangan classy, as if. Duh~ *rolling eyes*

13. What do you really want now?
-to be rich
-to be able to communicate in German fluently (I’m still learning btw Auf geht's Deutschland),
-to land on another job,
-a lifetime passport membership at Fitness First and
-go to a loooong beach holiday (French’s New Caledonia, Ipanema in Brazil and Ibiza in Spain; local islands e.g. Redang and Sipadan will do too). My bikini line has faded away. Haha
-after the Men’s Health Refine & Define and CLEO EB hunt, ade 1 (read SATU) lagi challenge yang I nak masuk. Then I will senyap.

14. If you have a flaw, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
I would very much prefer if they told me...

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Man, this is another CLEO EB questionnaire. I would change my mind from what I said last time and now opt for food, drinks and oxygen. C’on. I am just being realistic.

16. What would you most want to achieve right now?
More money coming in and STATUS.

17. What's your first impression of the person who tagged you?
NIL

18. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
Not be too panicky at times. I’m very clumsy laa…people slalu cakap camtu

19. If I dead, who's in my will?
Ape sangat nak bagi pon….

20. What makes you different/special?
Because I am me, and everybody has their own specialty in their own sweet ways, that why we are all different...